Santa is in Gori, Georgia, as I type.
Oops, nope, just checked again, and now he's in Azerbaijan.
I know because NORAD tracks him using "radar, satellites, Santa Cams and fighter jets," and broadcasts video of him on-line.
What an utterly cool thing to do. Thanks, NORAD.
And, in case I don't get back here, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.